Parenthood: The Ultimate Antidote to Tyranny

Whether denigrating the nuclear family or smearing parents as domestic terrorists, proponents of the New World Order cannot help but reveal that which truly terrifies them.

Much like the satanic leaf gecko, the horny dung beetle, and the Ecuadorian rape gibbon, the millennial leftist is not typically a creature regarded as all that inviting of sympathy.

This is hardly without justification.

Ever since erupting out of college campuses and into the public consciousness – first in opposition to and then in hysterical protest of, the election of Donald J. Trump – this $30,000-per-semester neurosis has graduated from piously gasping at micro-aggressions and shrilly demanding gender parity, into hordes of gleeful arsonists, state-protected vigilantes, and ultimately, the most duteous foot soldiers for tyranny.

And frankly, I think I’m entitled to an I told you so. After all, while our baby-boomer parents were only too happy to wave us off to college, blithely dismissing little Madison’s new nose ring and sudden interest in lesbian separatism, it was us – the saner millennials – who were warning that this wasn’t just some passing fad. We heard what our professors said in class. We read the lunacy spewed over Twitter. Admittedly, most of us could not envisage, much less fully articulate, the aims behind such manufactured zealotry, and yet over the past two years, society hyperventilating over Covid and Ukraine in much the same way our peers did about patriarchy and white privilege, it has become only clearer that what our generation was subjected to, in an apparent dry run for the planet, was a heavily funded, relentlessly executed attempt at psychological subjugation.

Understand, dear reader, that I have no interest in blaming parents for their kid’s descent into leftism any more than I would absolve millennials for their brainless embrace of it. If you want to spend $25,000 mutilating your genitals, that, for better or worse, is your right. What I do contend, however, is that no matter how gaping the character defects in either your average feminist or her mincing little soyboy sidekick, these are, if not entirely artificial shortcomings, then at least cynically and grotesquely exacerbated.

And what could be more cynically grotesque than a concerted, establishment-wide effort to undermine the instinctive drive for a family? Of all the propagandistic tricks played on our generation, this to me seems the cruelest – the same talking heads who told us to accept the necessity of lockdowns and the suicidal altruism of unfettered immigration, now advising we remove ourselves from the gene pool in order to appease, among other things, the fickle gods of climate change.

These gods are a familiar bunch. Prior to their careers as global health gurus and cheerleaders for the war in Ukraine, Bill Gates, George Soros, and other allegedly benevolent oligarchs have long railed against fossil fuels and the perils of overpopulation, somehow always getting to finish their point without anyone inquiring, “… yeah but, who the fuck asked you?”